Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Doctor doctor 04
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep at night.
Lie down right on the edge of your the bed - you'll soon drop off.
Lie down right on the edge of your the bed - you'll soon drop off.
Doctor doctor 03
Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment definitely clear up my spots?
I would expect so but I never make rash promises.
I would expect so but I never make rash promises.
Drawing a line
Art, like morality, consists in drawing a line somewhere.
G.K. Chesterton (1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Police looking into it
A large hole has appeared near the end of the M1. Police are looking into it.
Nothing to go on
The perfect crime was committed when thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
Apis
The bee on this urinal perpetuates an old joke based on the fact that the Latin word for bee is apis.
Doctor doctor 02
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Two cars, a large lorry and a bus
What's come over you?
Two cars, a large lorry and a bus
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