Why are there so many 'd's in Edward Woodward's name?
Because if there weren't he'd be called Ewar Woowar.
What do you call an actor who breaks wind in the bath?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with a head?
Ed
What do you call a man with a wooden head?
Edward
What do you call a man with two wooden heads?
Edward Wood
What do you call a man with three wooden heads?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would