What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days
What about the lorry that came over from Germany carrying Christmas cake last year and was parked up near the M25?
It was stollen
What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas Day?
It's Christmas, Eve
A couple are in bed on Christmas Eve and the wife hears a noise on the roof above and so she enquires what it might be
The husband says - it's rain dear.