Alexei Sayle Rhetorical Questions

I liked this from the Edinburgh Fringe 2017 - “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?” Alexei Sayle

Father Christmas

A man took on a seasonal job as a Father Christmas but was not very good and was soon given the sack.

Human cannonball

The man who worked at the circus as a human cannonball was apparently fired (many times). When he left the ring master was very disappointed not expecting to find a man of similar calibre very easily.

Lost case

A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has apparently lost his case.