When he woke up, he discovered the fairies had taken all his teeth!
Did you hear about the old lady who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
She kept popping out of bed all night!
I can't get to sleep at night. What should I do?
I find that if I lie right at the edge of the bed then I soon drop off.
What made the pillow slip?
It saw the bed spread.
Why is a single bed longer at night?
It has two feet added to it.