Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Q: What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
A: Aye matey
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C.
Q: What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
A: I, I, R, and the seven C’s!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What’s the difference between a pirate and a fruit farmer?
A: A pirate buries his treasure but a fruit farmer treasures his berries.