I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
Do refuse collectors have to be trained or do they just pick it up as they go along?
I was going to go out with my architect friends but they all had plans.
I can't stop myself making classical allusions - it's my Achilles heel.
I used to have an addiction to lollipops, but now I've got it licked.
Never read a pop-up book about giraffes." (Sean Lock)
Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes. (Jimmy Carr)