They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.