What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward
What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
What do you call a man with an insect on his head? Ant(on)
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? Russell
What do you call a man with a wig on his head? Aaron
What do you call a man with a mat on his head? Neil
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? Reg
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? Lou
What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? Lulu
What do you call a woman with a gas fire on her head? Anita
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? Russell
What do you call a man with a wig on his head? Aaron
What do you call a man with a mat on his head? Neil
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? Reg
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? Lou
What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? Lulu
What do you call a woman with a gas fire on her head? Anita
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head? Beatrix
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker? Beatrix Potter
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man in the sea with no arms or legs? Bob
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs floating down a river? FloWhat do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man in the sea with no arms or legs? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a porch? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who comes through your letterbox? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall? Art
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot? Stu
What do you call a man with no arms or legs long buried in a swamp? Pete
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who comes through your letterbox? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall? Art
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot? Stu
What do you call a man with no arms or legs long buried in a swamp? Pete
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a fence? Barb
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a beach? Sandy