These jokes were popular following the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989
Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant? A. Fill up the tank!
Q. How many workers does it take to build a Trabi? A. Three, one to cut, one to fold and one to paste.
Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant? A. With a diary.
Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows? A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant? A. You can shut the door on a JW.
Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed? A. When it's being towed.