Desert Island Joke 2

A Presbyterian, a Congregationalist, a Methodist, an Anglican and a Baptist are washed up on a desert island. One year later the Presbyterian has built a Presbyterian church, the Congregationalist has built a Congregationalist church, the Methodist has built a Methodist church, the Anglican has built an Anglican church. The Baptist has built two churches. When asked he explains that one is the church he goes to and the other is the church he doesn't go to.

Desert Island Joke 1

Two Irishmen, two Welshmen, two Scotsmen and two Englishmen are washed up on a desert island. One year later the Irishmen are fighting, the Welshmen have set up a male voice choir, the Scotsmen have opened a bank (or did they set up a whisky still) but the two Englishmen have not spoken. They are still waiting to be formally introduced to each other.