Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts

A tough sentence

Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

Police looking into it

A large hole has appeared near the end of the M1. Police are looking into it.

Combing the area

A van-load of wigs was stolen yesterday. Police are combing the area for clues.

Nothing to go on

The perfect crime was committed when thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on.