More Spoonerisms

1. go and shake a tower go and take a shower
2. tease my ears ease my tears
3. nicking your pose picking your nose
4. you have very mad banners you have very bad manners
5. lack of pies pack of lies
6. it's roaring with pain it's pouring with rain
7. pit nicking nit picking
8. bowel feast foul beast
9. I'm a damp stealer I'm a stamp dealer
10. hypodeemic nurdle hypodermic needle
11. wave the sails save the whales
12. chipping the flannel on TV flipping the channel on TV
13. mad bunny bad money
14. I'm shout of the hour I'm out of the shower
15. lead of spite speed of light
16. I hit my bunny phone I hit my funny bone
17. flutter by butterfly
18. bedding wells wedding bells
19. I must mend the sail I must send the mail
20. it crawls through the fax it falls through the cracks
21. bat flattery flat battery
22. would you like a nasal hut? would you like a hazel nut?
23. belly jeans jelly beans
24. fight in your race right in your face
25. ready as a stock steady as a rock
26. hiss and leer listen here
27. soul of ballad bowl of salad

Genuine Spoonerisms

The Rev William A Spooner was an academic who often got his words mixed up. These are said to be genuine Spoonerisms.

1. fighting a liar lighting a fire
2. you hissed my mystery lecture you missed my history lecture
3. cattle ships and bruisers battle ships and cruisers
4. nosey little cook cosy little nook
5. a blushing crow a crushing blow
6. tons of soil sons of toil
7. our queer old Dean our dear old Queen
8. we'll have the hags flung out we'll have the flags hung out
9. you've tasted two worms you've wasted two terms
10. our shoving leopard our loving shepherd
11. a half-warmed fish a half-formed wish
12. is the bean dizzy? is the Dean busy?