My son pancake

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were talking together about their sons. "My son was born on St George's Day," said the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That’s a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew." "That’s incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son." "What, is he called patrick?" said the other two. "No" said the Irishman "he's called Pancake".[

Desert Island Joke 1

Two Irishmen, two Welshmen, two Scotsmen and two Englishmen are washed up on a desert island. One year later the Irishmen are fighting, the Welshmen have set up a male voice choir, the Scotsmen have opened a bank (or did they set up a whisky still) but the two Englishmen have not spoken. They are still waiting to be formally introduced to each other.