Q. What do penguins drive ? A. Arcticulated Trucks
Q. What do penguins wear on their heads ? A. Ice-caps
Q. How does a penguin build its house ? A. Igloos it together
Q. What does a penguin wear on rainy days ? A. His mackerel
Q. Why are penguins such good racing drivers ? A. Because they are always in pole position.
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ? A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q. Where do penguins go to dance ? A. At the snow ball.
Q. What do you call a fish on a frozen lake A. Ice-Skate.
Q. Who is a Penguin's favourite relative ? A. A(u)nt-Arctica.
Q. How does a Penguin know when there's something wrong ? A. It smells a bit fishy.
Q. What is a Penguin's favourite salad ? A. Iceberg lettuce.
Q. How does a Penguin get to school ? A. On an icicle.
Q. Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins ? A. They can't get the wrappers off.
Q. What's black, white and red ? A. A penguin with sunburn.
Q. What would you call a penguin with no eyes? A. Pengun
Q. Why did the two penguins jump when they first met? A. They were trying to break the ice.
Q. What does a penguin eat on its birthday? A. Fish cakes!
Q. Why would a penguin cross the road twice? To prove he isn't a chicken.