Strange product labels

  • Peanuts: Warning - May contain nuts.
  • Puma shoe box: Average Contents: 2
  • International Yacht Varnish: Not suitable for marine use. 
  • Birthday Card for a 2 year old: Not suitable for children under 3.
  • Superman outfit: Does not enable wearer to fly.
  • Child's Scooter: This product moves when used.
  • Sleeping Pills: Warning - may cause drowsiness.
  • Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. 
  • Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. 
  • Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
  • Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children
  • Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children
  • Hair Colour: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
  • Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use.
  • Dial Soap: Directions - Use like regular soap. 
  • Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.
  • Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant: Use only on underarms.
  • Zantac 75: Do not take if allergic to zantac.
  • Christmas Lights: Warning - For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.
  • Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
  • Mattress: Warning - Do not attempt to swallow
  • Matches: Caution - Contents may catch fire.
  • RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
  • Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution - Risk of fire
  • Triops Fish Food: Warning - Not for human consumption
  • Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.
  • Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.
  • Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End
  • Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold
  • American Airlines Peanuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.
  • Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  • Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down. 
  • Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
  • Packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
  • Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  • Nytol sleep aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.
  • Shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.
  • Manual for an SGI computer: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
  • Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning - Misuse may cause injury or death.
  • Electric Thermometer. Do not use orally after using rectally.
  • Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain: Turn off motor before using this product.
  • Can of black pepper: Instructions - usage known.
  • Bag of cat biscuits: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
  • Car Manual: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
  • Lawnmower: Do not place hands or feet under the equipment while running
  • Bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use
  • Container of salt: Warning - High in sodium
  • Solar garden light: Do Not use while under influence of alcohol.
  • Machine: Do not Operate this Machine if this tag is missing.
  • Jack-In-The-Box coffee: Warning - Hot coffee is hot.
  • Curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice
  • Bottle of Dr. Pepper: Warning - contents under pressure, may cause severe injury, point away from face when opening.
  • Car windscreen shade: Remove before driving.
  • Bottle of picante sauce: For best results remove lid before eating
  • Baby push chair: Remove baby before folding
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