Bar Ball Jokes

A tennis ball rolls into a bar. After a while the bartender says, “Have you been served?”
A golf ball rolls into a bar. The bartender says whattlya have? Something tall, I drove a fair way to get here.
A cricket ball rolls into a bar. He can't get in because of the bouncers.
A basketball rolls into a bar and orders a hi-ball. He then asks about the job as the bouncer.
A baseball rolls into a bar and asks for a pitcher.
A bowling ball rolls into a bar through the back entrance. The bartender tells him to get back in the alley where he belongs.
A football and a rugby ball roll into a bar arguing loudly. The bartender kicks them both out.
Two snooker balls roll into a bar. They get thrown out too - too much kissing.
Why don’t balls like going to the bar? People keep saying - you’re round.