- "You haven't had the pleasure of me yet have you?."
- "I'll inhale that remark"
- "He was sat sitting there"
- "This is a fine hysterical building, kept up by the National Truss"
- "I can say that without fear of contraception."
- "I've had lessons in electricution, you know"
- "What are you incinerating?"
- "She was so self defecating"
- "Blackpool hallucinations"
- "You mean to tell me your house has been disintegregated?"