Some pun type jokes - have pun!
- I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite remarkable.
- Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Patient: “And ...?”
- I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen … I can feel it.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
- Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
- Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
- A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
- I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… it was just collecting dust.
- A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
- For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.