A young man fresh out of college answers an ad for an accountant. He is interviewed by a rather nervous man who is head of his own small business.
"I need someone with an accountancy degree," the man says. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"How do you mean?" says the accountant.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man says. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," says the accountant. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at £80,000 per annum."
"Eighty thousand!" exclaims the accountant. "How can such a small business afford that?"
"Well," says the owner, "that's your first worry."