These are misheard words
- There's a bathroom on the right. Should be: There’s a bad moon on the rise. Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival
- And there's a wino down the road. Should be: And as we wind on down the road. Stairway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
- 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. Should be: ‘Scuse me, while I kiss the sky. Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix
- Bake me a pie of love. Should be: Bring me a higher love. Higher Love – Steve Winwood
- I sometimes wish I'd never been boiled in oil. Should be: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen.
- No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom. Should be: No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Another Brick in the Wall – Pink Floyd.
- We are living in a Cheerio world, and I am a Cheerio girl. Should be: We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Material Girl – Madonna.
- Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night. Should be: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.Blinded by the Light – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.
- A year has gone since I broke my nose. Should be: A year has passed since I wrote my note. Message in a Bottle – The Police.
- Gladly, the cross-eyed bear. Should be: Gladly The Cross I'd Bear. Traditional Hymn