More Malapropisms

  1.  'Going off on a tandem' 
  2.  'The world is your lobster, my son' Arthur Daley. 
  3.  'I'm as happy as a sandbag'
  4.  'A bit of a damp squid'
  5. 'He eludes confidence' 
  6. 'It's not rocket fuel'
  7. 'If I don't want to serve someone, that is my provocative'
  8.  'Chocolate peripherals'
  9. 'Cordelia is a paragon of goodness and finial loyalty'
  10. T'he officers surrounded the square in a great show of consubstantial force'