- “decapitated coffee.”
- “he takes me for granite.”
- “prostrate cancer”
- “chickenpops”
- "Does the printshop do lemonading?"
- "Avoid him, he smokes marinara"
- "Shoplifters will be prostituted"
- "When I hugged him, I could smell his colon"
- "Card only, no cashback' sorry for the incontinence"
- "The project was on euthanasia not youth in Asia!!" (technically a monde green we may come to those)