Morecambe and Wise Des O'Connor Jokes

Ernie 'I hear Des O'Connor is suffering from athlete's voice'
Eric 'You mean people hear his voice and want to run?'

Ernie 'I've got some great news'
Eric 'What? Has Des O'Connor got a sore throat?'

Eric 'I've just bought Des O'Connor's new album'
Ernie 'Where from?'
Eric 'Boots the chemist'
Ernie 'Did you need a prescription?'
Eric 'I had to go to the poison counter

Ernie Des O'Connor says he's a self-made man
Eric It’s nice that he is willing to take responsibility

Eric "If you want me to be a goner Buy me a record by Des O'Connor."

Eric "Des - short for Desperate"

Eric Deaf O'Connor

Eric Des O’Connor, sing on our show? He can’t even sing on his own show!

When Eric Morecambe had a heart attack, Des O’Connor told him later that he was on stage when he heard and asked the audience to pray for Eric. Eric said he was touched. ‘Those six or seven people might have made all the difference,’ he said.

Prompted by the recent death of all round entertainer, Des O'Connor, 88.