Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it's ruined this smoothie.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
Googled 'how to light a cigar' and got 80,000 matches.
Piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up.
I try to be self-deprecating, I'm just not very good at it.
Two peanuts were walking on the rough side of town and one was a salted.
When the biscuit got trodden on, it said "Oh, crumbs!"