10 More Cracker Jokes
- What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? – A barber-queue
- What has four legs but can’t walk? – A table
- What lies at the bottom of the sea shivering? – A nervous wreck
- What athlete is warmest in winter? – A long jumper
- Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? – Because they were two deer
- What’s the most popular Christmas wine? – I don’t like sprouts
- Why did the orange take a prune to his Christmas party? Because he couldn’t find a date.
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? – Time to get a new fence
- What did the salt say to the pepper? – Seasons greetings
- Why is a foot a good Christmas gift? – Because it’s a great stocking filler
