2016 Masai Graham ‘My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.’
2015 Darren Walsh "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."2014 Tim Vine ‘I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.’
2013 Rob Auton ‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.’
2012 Stewart Francis ‘You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.’
2011 Nick Helm ‘I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.’
2010 Tim Vine ‘I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.’
2009 Dan Antopolski ‘Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?’