2023 Lorna Rose Treen ‘I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.’
2022 Masai Graham ‘I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.’
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2019 Olaf Falafel “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets”
2018 Adam Rowe “Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.”
2017 Ken Cheng “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.”