What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Did you hear about the grand masters showing off in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!