Q. How many hands does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Many.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's a very obscure number, you probably won't have heard of it.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Just Juan
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q. How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. They're efficient and not very funny.
Q. How many popes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change?
Q.How many short people does it take to change a light bulb?
A.One. He is short not stupid, he used a step ladder.
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None – the keyboard player can do it with his left hand
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.