He sold his soul to Santa!
If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic!
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He walked into a bra
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
Did you hear about the Dyslexia Association toga party? Most of the people there were dressed as goats.
All the teachers told the dyslexic child he'd never be good at poetry but he showed them when he took the prize for ceramics.
Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!
Every Christmas, dyslexic children send letters to Satan