10 Cracker Jokes
- What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick.
- Why was the turkey in the pop group? He was the only one who had drumsticks
- What happened to Santa when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
- What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
- Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with
- What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad sandals.
- How is Jay Zee like an elf?
He spends all his time (w)rapping
- Who is Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
- What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
